What is the secret to the perfect golf swing?

It's quite simple really, while addressing the ball try to focus on balance, tempo, breathing, slowing down the swing, arcing, don't get too handsy, don't overswing, try to swing the logo on the grip to the target, be controlled aggresive but relaxed at the same time, stay smooth!, don't grip it too hard, keep your left wirst flat, check your stance and foot angle, be aligned to the target, remember its a smooth 'one-move' motion, keep your head down, swing down then around, trust the swing!, fire the right side, clear the hips, use the big muscles as your power source, keep your knees flexible, knee to knee at impact zone, don't make the ball the target - sweep through the ball, rotate!, finish with high hands, pose and hoooollddd, let the club slide through your grip smooth like Seve, have fun, remember its only a game, we are lucky to be out there playing and enjoying the course, at least theres plenty of alcohol at the 19th hole.